long ago. one dude. one river. one dripping green opp. they wrestled. dude won. kappa spilled his lil head bowl. respect was gained. a vow was made. no more beef with humans. no more booty-ball stealing.
THE DEAL
in exchange for mercy,
kappa signed the first spiritual NFT:
The Cucumber Treaty
every year, we throw a name-tagged cucumber into the river.
he gets snacks.
we get peace.
win-win. no cap.
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